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You guys do kilograms here, right? So I, uh, no? Wait, where's- where in Canada do you do kilograms? Nowhere. Nowhere?! But you do kilometers an hour? Yeah. What the f*ck is that? No way. So you do kilometers an hour, but you don't do kilograms? No. How tall are you? 5'2. Shut the f*ck up. Grams are for pot and cocaine. Okay, so for cocaine you use

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THE ONLY THING WE AMERICANS USE THE METRIC SYSTEM FOR IS MEASURING BULLET AND GUN SIZES

THE ONLY THING WE AMERICANS USE THE METRIC SYSTEM FOR IS MEASURING BULLET AND GUN SIZES

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There are two kinds of countries. Those who use the metric system, and those who have landed on the moon.

There are two kinds of countries. Those who use the metric system, and those who have landed on the moon.

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